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OMG as in OO MAY GANUN! For the past 3 weeks I’ve been whoring myself all over the town while painting it pink! It’s just fair ha to get myself an interview! *Or else talagang iiyak na ako!*

The most critical part of job search is the interview portion! (Di pala yong grand finals at swim suit competition!) I thought I was born ready — syet di pala! Kasi yesterday I had an impromptu interview — pootah niratrat ako ng mga katanungan syet, as in ratrat as in sunod-sunod nagiisip pa lang ako ng sagot sa tanong may tanong na agad! ANO BA? Ni wala akong ka-alam alam sa pinapasukan ko bwahahaha *Sana naman di ako nag-ala Janina San Miguel* Hehehe… Nak-ng-poot.

Why should we hire you??? Magaling kasi ako mag exhibition! Ekkkkk, of course ayaw mo naman ang dating mo arrogante noh! Hmmm best way to answer this question is hmmm affirmative action po - I need to fill this/that positon kasi napansin ko noh wala pa po kayong asiaticang eksotikang minoridad sa inyong himpilan hahaha… My ethnicity, my sexual orientation, gender and plus my religion as in pagano kasi ako lol. So you have to hire me as in!

How do you respond in a constructive feedback? Ano daw??? Pwede bang pass - next question please! Hahaha… Well never had a constructive feedback - so I cannot answer this question! NEXT!

Tell me something about yourself? Hmmm ‘day kasya ba ang buo mong maghapon? Hahaha.

What can you do for us that someone else cant? Hmmm good question! Kaya ba nilang mag arico-mambo at macarena habang nag ta-tarbaho? If the answer is no - Then you should really hire moi!

Why you want to work for us? Cause you offer good benefits? Akkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk as in akkkk.  Sabi ko naman sa inyo honest ako! At kung ano ang kailangan mo marinig yon ang sasabihin ko! Syet!

NOTE: Aba dapat lang na nagtatanong ka din sa kanya - Dapat mutual parang street balikan mo din sya ng mga tanong!

Mam may I ask you a question? Anong oras po ang reccess? May I go out? Ekkkkkkkkkkk… Are we done?

Pasok na kaya ko sa Japan? As in JapanJapanJapan? So how soon can I start??? *HIK*

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