It’s Ovah! We are finally settled in our new home… Isn’t it fantabolousniceynicey; superfragilisticexpialidocious; bechabygollywowgreatballsoffire? Y’all can have this 2 bedroom loft starting at $2,400 - $4,000 plus utilities LECHE! Sampung taong sahod ko ata yan! Di ko na sasabihin kung anong property ha, but it’s around fitzwater and broad, baka may ma-ngid-nap pa sa akin, akalain donya ako…

We simply call it ‘San Antonio’ how posh ano? It’s reminds the trooperz their childhood momories at para sikrito na din kung saang killing fields kami nakatira sa cuidad, I mean neighborhood ehem… * Clears throat at sabay lunok.*
I tell you my beloved readers (Yong 6 na masugid na readers at mind you kasama ako sa anim na yan!) Nakakalula ang view at ang taas ng kisame syettttttt, ang ang floor? Hardwood para di halata ang mga kalat - so sa pag linis very efficient talaga sya na bahay lol.
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- In her eyes…
I think I finally know youI can see beyond your smileI think that I can show youThat what we have is...
- At last!
A week from now me and the byaning trooperz are moving to our new posh fantabolous nicey nicey but ...
- Neverland?
Most of the time, I feel the need to move away to a far-far never-never- nevahland
to have a ...
- Does It Ring A Bell?
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A week from now me and the byaning trooperz are moving to our new posh fantabolous nicey nicey but not super niceynicey ha (Exagge na yon!) NY style loft (10′ feet ceiling, hardwood bamboo floors at anik-anik pa doon sa BaranGHEY San Antonio!) in the heart of Khiladelphia wheeeeee *Jumps for joy… While putting my Kevlar vest and preparing my pepper spray* It took us months to finally figure out where will be our final destination ngak…
Pucha, Section 8 hello!
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Last week I was sick worried that either having an early monopause or I am preggers [Walang himala, my brotha is not a pig.] Footangenang syet I was delayed noh tapos ito pa nagsusuka ang ateng ano ba yon? Eh di buntis, not monopausal. Ganun ba talaga pag di nakakainom ng allergy pill? I just missed a day with allegra noh…
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Since the trooperz are moving soon to the city of vest - all they need is an all around finger blaster grenade laban sa mga tulisan at masasamang loob! At arm and hammer for that perfect not sooooo dry tapa lol.

The byaning trooperz aka loyal servants of diwatangbyaning! Attttt isa pang AKA My slavezzzz.

Byaning trooperz were totally loyal to diwatangbyaning and they cannot be bribed, seduced or blackmailed… *Hindi ako ipagbibili ng mga hitad na to! Pangako!* They have abandoned their individuality just to loyalty serve moi!

The byaning trooperz had a specialized training unlike Sargent Marjor. Baklava - The byaning trooperz are trained to be a TIGAS - Tigas-saing, Tigas-salok, Tigas-sandok — they are tigas. They obey me without questions aksed!
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