Diwatang Byaning

As I’ve posted in my 2 previous entry what women want and what women really want. I am back again for a follow up. [O diva?] Just keep em’ coming all that emails and phone in questions.

Last week a dear friend called me and is asking for an advice about women on how to be successfool with them… Nice question! [Of all the questions yan pa, hahaha… Sabugan mo muka mo ng asido! Yan baka sakaling may eebeg sayo. Just kiddin’ ano!] So how do you really attract women? By giving her everything? By doing all her favors? By kissing her @$$? Well, guess what…??? As in malaking ??? By doing nothing! As in do don’t have to do anything for someone to like you, just be yourself.

Oh wel, there’s more… What I meant for nothing is, you don’t have to please her for her to like you, cause attraction doesn’t happen that way.

Attraction is created by you and only YOU! *Git it?* If Vincent and Chelo na mga kapwa daga eh nagagawa yan kayo pa?

So lets say you were at the party and meet someone. You were already talkin’ and suddenly she needs to leave *Alas 12 na magiging patola na ang tampoons nya… Hahaha NO! Of course am just kiddin’.* You got her number and all that info. Well first things first, you don’t call her the next morning and say Yadda blah-blah-blah. [Paginitin muna natin ang bangkay. Hmmm maybe give her a call hmmm 3 or 4 days after, not later than that, baka mamaya panis na ang gatas!]

So everything was OK and BLAH!

Here is my list on how not to spoil everything…

1. If you call her and she doesn’t pick up, then don’t call her again and again and again and again! Don’t freakin’ call her 10 times a day. (Nakakaumay yan! Actually lalo na hindi mo pa alam ang lagay mo. Duh, di na kelangan imemorice yan!) *Smells like insecurity? Hahahah, syet. Honestly it is. Kahit na Gf mo na don’t do this. If she wants to talk to you she will pick up and even call you back… Right?* Di na kelangan ubusin ang 3 bente singko mo sa pitaka mo.

2. Be confident! (Kung babae ka, ma-aatract ka ba sa taong walang ka-confidence-confidence sa sarilini nya?) *I always say that diba?* Okay ganito yon…, If you want somebody, of course you put hmmm your best foot forward diba? Hahaha. If you is interested in a person, of course you wanted that person to reciprocate it. And I just noticed that most byanings/guys do is — giving her something-something. Like you shower her with flowers??? Choclits? At kung anik-anik pa. You only do this if her birthday is coming up o kung nasa ospital man sya and remember you just knew the person as in recently lang… By doing this without any occassions it’s like you wanted her approval diba? You wanted her to like you cause you is nice? Ganun? [Never-ever-ever do this lalo na kung asa early stage pa lang… Women can definitely smell that insecurity. Sino ba gusto ng binibili diba?] Hmmm on a sekantot, kung ako ang bibilihin nyo, send me money lots of monie$ sa paypal account ko or gift cards sa Macy’s at Lord and Taylor lol.

3. Lead her! Okay it’s your first date or second date. Do not ask her what she wants to do. You plan it ahead and tell her. (Of course when you tell her your plans its firm not like you are trying to fish something…)

4. Keep her on her toes by being unpredictable. *She doesn’t need to have the powers of Madame Auring or Jojo Aquin just to guess what’s your next move.* [Nakakainis yong routinary ha! Yong bang alam mo na what’s next?]

5. Doncha… Give her compliments. Cause probably she is already nasuuska with all the compliments she is getting from all the “others” noh that is if she is ka-compliment-compliment. But if not well 1 or 2 may do - HAHAHA. *Out of mercy?*

6. Be interesting! *Sabihin mo natulay ka sa alambre! Nakain ka ng bubog at apoy!*

6. And lastly — for now, every woman wants to be respected, but - BUT she doesn’t want to be bored to death ha. (Maging maginoo pero medyo bastos?)

And to you my friend Mustafa, I hope you are reading this… It’s just like Mouse and Cat noh. Attraction doesn’t happen in a blink of an eye, you make that happen… And that will be on my next update!

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