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No names will be mentioned to protect the ho! Hahaha… Jowk! Ang kabit, mas mahal… Mas matapang - diba sa Filipino movies si Janice Jurado laging kabit? Have you seen her make sugod the wifey? O diva, ang tarush! Hahaha…

I was talking to a friend last night. He happens to have two girlfriends (Haba ng buhok mo pre, rocker ka ba?) *Isang live in at isang stay out. Hahaha parang maid?* It happens that the live in went somewhere [OFW?] so given si lalake since lalake nga noh, tumunog ang orasan so naghanap… He meet girlfriend number 2 from a their ‘common friends’ — LABAS AKO JAN!!! Wala akong kinalaman jan, trulili - gf2 knows about gf1 - and it’s okay with her. Since gf1 is in a far-far-far-far away land. [Hoping si gf2???]

La-la-la-la-la-la time passes away si lalake at si gf2 eh talagang araw-araw magkasama! As in kinareer!

Masaya naman ang 8 months nilang 2, just recently hahaha mga 2 days na nakakalipas? Gf1 took a vacation to be with her man. Si lalake nakipag-cool off muna kay gf2.

So his phone in question is… Ano ba daw sa tingin ko? Ako pa ang tinanong mo? Buhay ko nga naguguluhan ako, pakikialaman ko pa buhay mo? But in fairness, wafu mo ha! Well in that matter wala ako sa posisyon para mag desisyon, dahil unang-una hindi ko naman sila ganun kakilala (Unless papahiram mo muna sa akin! Hahahah. Pa-trial pwede? LOL.) Although I’ve talked to gf1 on the phone many times already (But not meet her personally. She was okay.) I’ve saw gf2 as in kulang na lang pati ako bilihin?*&%#! Diba?

Kung nagbabasa ka ngayon, sundin mo kung sino ang nasa puso mo. Hindi yong tinitibok ng puson mo. Leche ka, inuubos mo load ko! Kinakamusta lang kita, ang dami mo nang sinabi jan, hmft!

Readers: Abangan ang aking dating tips! Coming soon!!! Malapit na! (Busy lang ang lola, aalis na with-in 2 weeks. Paksyet!)

Psssttt Chuva Chienes, wala na sila! *Pabulong!* Ihanda mo sustento ng $pam hahaha - You know the DRILL. Ikaw bahala kay lalake ako bahala sa 2 babae! Hahaha…

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