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Looooooong time! As in LOOOOOOONNNNGGGG time hahahah!

Put yourself in this poor hairy pussy shoessssess? Nakakulong! Wouldn’t you be lonely too, looong time?

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Blame it on the alcohol!

Last time I checked I was OC. But not when I am drunk. *Kamots ulo* Here’s the ividins oh? Nahihiga ako sa kalye? Bwahaha, syet! Kadire! I know, right… I would not touch a pay phone *Ekkkk, it’s sooooo filthy!* [Naka emphasize ang Tee Ehhh, hane hini ako Kapangpanhgpahngan!] but I lie on the mean alleys in Khiladelphia?

For the first time… Kagabi, nasira ang dangal ko at puri ko…

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Continuation…

Mga barakong tibo????????? Oh no!

The memory is still fresh in my mind on how they have threw me on top of that pinball machine and forces their selfs on me…

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Last July 3rd we (Me and my pimp — Jake!) was at Cape May. It was all good! It’s been years since the last time I have been there.

And it was my first time to eat at The Lobster House, pootah they call it lobster house ni wala namang tindang lobster lol…

Rapsa!

Loster House is indeed pet friendly! Eh paano ba naman? Sinama ko na si Jake sa loob ng resto (open air sya…) footah nagkalat pa syet ka talaga Jake pinahihiya mo ang auntie mo! *Bawas puntos yan!*

Thank God hindi naman kami na kick out hehehe. *May phobia ang lola sa mga kick-out, alam nyo naman, ilang beses na ako na kick-out sa club hahaha kahit nanahimik ako!*

I soooooo love having a dog most specially cute dogs like Jakelina paano ba naman, nilalapitan kami ng mga babae as in!!! *Pa-cutes*

It was such a lovely day to be at the shore… Hindi ganun kainit, but dawgs aren’t allowed at the beach and even at the boardwalk *Boardwalk? Boardwalk-boardwalk-an hahah!* Dutch why — we was a little bored, *Anong ginagawa ni diwata pag bored? Eh mag pipol watching…*

Happy family! Pero now so happy ang 3, kasi they forgots to buy a sunblock!

Obyus ba na sunburn!

*Tabi nga jan di ko makita!*

Ililis-lilis mo pa, hindi ko makita!

=( the day went too fast, time to go home,

If I only knew that I will be molested that night of July 3 - Sana hindi na ako umuwi! *Waaaaaaaaa, wag po… Maawa na kayo sa akin.*

To be continued!

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Joy? Hmm JoyJoy? Of Filipino Lesbian? [Ngek…]

Masaya lang ako! *Nakapasa sa job interview?*

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I have been humming, singing this song [in the bathroom…] ever since I got back from Manila… *Hang0ver? Sa Parilya???* Hahaha… Actually! Miss ko na mga chikas doon… *Sabay snap ng fingerz.*

I can’t take all the blame, now can I
It takes more than one to lose
Such a fine line
That lies between that holds together
I’ll turn the night to turn the tide
Whoa, whoa, and I’m findin’ out the hard way
It’s gonna take some tears, a little bit of heartache
We’re like islands in the stream
Watchin’ all our dreams start to fade, fadin’ away…

Sorry walang updates as in “updates” maybe tomorrow istoryan ko kayo (How I was drugged, last July 3rd!) Busy sa hanapbuhay, busy sa training — pootah wala pang review yan. Lecheng buhay to - wala na akong kapanahon-panahong mag braid ng buhok ko! *Habang nag papaputok ng super lolo!* [May internet connection na din ako sa wakas] Simula kasi ng umalis ako sa Chateu ChuvaChienes which is about 3 months ago eh pucha sa library lang ako nakiki-internet grrr…

Y’all wish me luck tomorrow!, For I have a job interview, sana naman *Crosses fingerz* - Magustuhan ko sila! Hahaha - REALLY!

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I am stuck in the middle of errrrg Nowhere? Am bored… Kaya, hmmm what I did is — Nagaliaw sa sarili.

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San Miguel beer…

Iba ang may pinagsamahan!

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Ang sakeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt! Ng mga legs ko arg… The project, diwata challenge officially started yesturday! (It is a challenge that I have to run 5 miles for every time I go the gym and eventually swim at least 150 yards.) May pinaghahandaan lola nyo! *London 2012? Hahaha.* Sadly I only did 1.50 miles - It’s okay kasi am just starting noh, partida pa yan smoker ang lola nyo diba? Mind you that 1.50 miles is a continuous run ha! [I was thinking that my creditors are running after me with the collection agency, bwahahaha. Pasok!]

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