Diwatang Byaning

My deepest sympathy goes to the family of the late Philippine president Corazon Aquino. A hero, a world-renowned advocate of democracy and peace, women’s empowerment, and religious piety.

May her soul rest in peace.

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Eto ang salarinnnnnnnnn!!!

*sings* Alin-alin, alin ang naiba, isipin kung alin ang Naiba!

Muntik na maging putol ang nick-name ko! Footah ang talas talaga! Parang labaha!

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Yesterday afternoon as I am cutting amplaya ‘bitter melon’ *palibhasa bitter ako?* for our dinner, an accident occurred - I cut myself… Feeling Morimoto kasi? Hahaha… [Syet I wanted the Yanagi so bad, Cutco lang na cut ko pa ang sarili ko! Ano pa kaya kung Yanagi noh?]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Bonggang-bonggang atungal na kala mo baka na kinakatay!* Dinaig ang acting ni Strawberry at Ate Vi sa Tagos ng Dugo! I almost cut my left ring-finger tip into half — muntik na akong mahimatay! Takot ang lola sa dugo…

You see we just had CUTCO knife last week, shipped in the house… Footah dapat hindi Cutco ang pangalan nitong Cutco. It should be CUT KA! Ang talas graveh…

Buti na lang hindi naputol ang aking fenger kungdi, ako na si putol ngayon waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………

Eto ang ate ngayon, laging naka-pilantik, masakit kaya!

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Gone are the days, I can drink all I can for FREE (may ka table pa yan, KAPAL BA?) waaaaaaaaaaaaaa *lols* wag ka may kasama pang mga sabit yan! Hahaha… Libre na may sabit pang 5 hahaha talagang hahaha!!!

I really wanted to go out tonight! *Bday kaya ni Americas Top Monay noh!* But…, since may na-damage ako na $***.00 (Nakabasag sa mall?) hindi sa casino ha, pootah sana nga, naglaro na lang ako! May chance pang dumoble [Pera na naging batyo pa!] grrrRrrrrr! Eh maghihigpit muna ng sintoron ang inyong lingkod! *Mga pootah sana nag eenjoy kayo ngayon jan sa Vallani ha! Masaya ba? Parang lamay?* Lahat ba ng butsi gang anjan? Anyways okay lang diet naman ako eh! Hahaha…

To Monay, sana masaya ka sa birthday mo! Happy Birthday tita!

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But what if I knew something? *NAGTATAKSIL ANG GELPREN KO???*

I have been really ‘faithful to everything’ may it be a friend asking me kung fanget sya at kung fanget sya - I would honestly say right into her face, fanget mo! [HAHAH] that’s how faithful I am! Not just that… I am so faithful to my manicurista, parlorista, facialista and most of all I have been really reallly really to the 9th power to Ballys and to T-mobile!

Sometimes being faithful to ‘others’ doesn’t mean that they’re going to give you back the favor!

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It’s such a loooooooooooooooooong time since the last time I opened my social networking ’sites’!

The last time I checked Friendster was 2004 and Myspace was 2007… And yes I think am the only one in the world that is left out - since I don’t have any FB (F*ck Buddy?) FaceBook leche! Syet lola ko nga merong FB eh hahaha, nakakahiya! Ewan ko ba. I just don’t have time for that… [Anong panahon ko? I am working 6 days a week no? Tong blog nga hindi ko maasikaso, networking sites pa? Which is soooooo DEMANDING, since you have to update it every minute of the day!] I know! I have ‘friends’ na naka document na buhay sa FB bwahaha *Hindi makarelate - Kamot-ulo* Ultimo pag ihi naka document hahaha ADIK!

Mahirap na din… Malay ko ba na yong current ko eh kebigan pala ng ex ko, eh di buking na ako na dati akong putaching? (HAHAHAH…) ARAY KO!

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Hindi na ako nag-oorgasm sa mga dramuh mo! As in hindi na ako nilalabasan *Tsk, how sad!*

Instead… Nakaka-tubol ka na, reallykili-kili - TOTOO! *Natitibi ako lately…*

I mean, I am not being sensitive here noh… Pero I hate it when someone accuses me na TAENG-TAE PA AKO KAY MANAT, uhmmm MANAT… [Tangina diba nilibing ko na yan? Kabasay ng

patay kong kuko??? DIBA? Isa ka pa nga sa nakiramay? Hahaha…]

Calling America’s Top Monay…

Me: What do you think of my post?

ATM: What post? The recent one?

Me: Yes! You think it’s for Manat?

ATM: NO!

Me: Kasi may pakialamerang “reader” accusing me… NOT BEING OVER WITH MANAT…

ATM: Ah ganun ba? Babae ba reader mo?

Me: YES, babae. Inaanalize mga nararamdaman ko…

ATM: And you can quote me on this one “Ganyan talaga ang mga babae, ino-over-aanalize lahat!”

To my dear reader na pumuna sa akin kanina sa txt…. Hindi ikaw ako para maramdaman mo ang nararamdaman ko. It’s not about MANAT… Or whoever or whatever ever gotesco at kung ano ano pang EVER! BwakanabitchabygollyWOW naman… Your mind is so advance… Graveh! Psychic ka ba? Ngayon alam mo ano nararamdaman ko? Hmmm totoo? Na fi-feel mo? Hmmmm…

Again, it’s not cute - SOOOOOoooo please PUTANG NA BUOT…
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*Listening to my BOOMBOX…* While updating my 2 otha blogs, YougCanCook and WalkWithYoung

It never really mattered too much to me
That you were just too damned OLD *EKKKKKK Demi istouchyou?* for me
All that really mattered was you were my girl friend
And baby, thats all that mattered to me

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