Diwatang Byaning

*Sets up the magic sing*

If I were a boy. I would turn off my phone. Tell everyone it’s broken. So they’d think that I was sleeping alone. I’d put myself first. And make the rules as I go. ‘Cause I know that she’d be faithful. Waiting for me to come home, to come home.
If I were a boy. I think I could understand. How it feels to love a girl. I swear I’d be a better man…

If I were boy. I don’t have to put socks on crotch. If I were a boy. I don’t to go through the pain of FTM transition. If I were a boy. I don’t have to take male hormones… *la-la-la-la*

I really thought I was a boy, until I was 8 and have to wear girly stuffs arg… Really! [I should have mailed this entry to postsecret, but I don’t have any .42 cents stamp. It’s recession no!]

*I bought the ampalaya yesterday from the Fil store. Isn’t it scary? [Scary, but at least tipid na sa baterya diba? Hahaha.] Chinese ampalaya daw sabi ni Osang yong tindera ekkkk…* Sa sobrang takot ng amo ko, ayun hindi na nya inilagay sa mungo nyang niluto. Hehehe… (I could use it some other time. Ampalaya con carne? Or hmmm Ampalaya salad…) Bahala na!

Si Godzilla pa din naiisip ko twing makikita ko ang ampalaya — I dunno why… Hehehe as in chaka kasi at talagang jurassic lols

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