On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three french hens? Two turtle doves? Four calling birds? A partridge in a pear tree??? Five golden rings??? Ekkk one ring lang no from some subastahan in Bulacan o Ongpin pa ata lols. [Image was from last yearssssss ka-ekekan-kachuva-chuvahan!] *Gherl, I could not see any stone in the ring! Ano ba pandikit noon? Kanin???*
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, this wii sports at wii fit [Salamat! Alam ko naman ang kapalit na naman nito kungdi puri at dangal ko na naman!!!] But really you don’t have to give me this things!!! Huwag mo akong bilihin (Oh well if you wanted to buy be - you should have just given me the $421.35 noh!) I am not like Madonna a amaterial girl eye em just Lyka as n Lyka Beergin!
Pucha binigyan mo nga ako ng Wii wala namang games! Eh paano ko malalaman na gunamaga to? GrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrRRRrrRRRrrrRRRr. *At kung may bala mang kasama ito, now binigyan mo pa ako ng pagkakagastusan, alangan namang iisa lang gamessssesss ang laruin ko? Hmpft!*
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me - Ekkkkk sana give mo ako ng navigator i saw nakita ko $69.00 na lang Garmin no at sana sana sana samahan mo na din ng BMW! *Pagoda tragedy na akong mag BM that is BMX!* Bwheeheh… And I promise you na iyong-iyo lang ako!!! Tutal binibili mo lang din ako lubos-lobusin mo na nyahahaha… O baka naman seryosohin mo na naman? Pwidi din!
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I am back from the U.S.S.R. [Thehehehe…] Actually galing akong Saudi! [Papabala sana ako sa kanyon!] Then I saw this set of footprints…
(Ayan ang ibidins, buhangin!) Last Monday I was particularly in a very troublesome time of my life. [Medyo depressing! Naka sobrang depressing!] *2 weeks ago na I was suffering from defeat, sorrow [I try subukan ko na din lunudin ang sorrow, kaya lang may pagka Dyesebel/Michael Phelps/Christine Jacobs sya. Magaling lumanagoy ang aking sorrows!] sadness, distress at kung anik-anik pang ka-negahan. Tapos nakita ko itong mga bakas na ito… Waaaaaa mas lalo ata akong nalongkot! Why was I alone during these troubling times??? BAKET??? Demi baket? Sabay she answered me with some comforting answer…
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Yes some studies from 20 years ago, pointed a finger at coffee as a possible cause of breast cancer. More recent research of 60,000 Swedish women over 13 years did not reveal such a link. Well of course it is cancerous! That is if you consume more than the regular daily allowance of coffee-findot and coffee-fisil bwahahaha… Source: My lesbione research elves.
So Demi it is okay for you to consume more than 3 or more cups of coffee a day! Cause you know huwat? Scientist in your suking laboratory found out that about half of women have a gene that links breast size to coffee intake!!! Those women are premenopausal women with the gene who drink three or more cups of coffee a day have smaller breasts. [Now you have all the answers why in heaven yours is smaller ha!] Atchaka you know huwat? You are also lucky, cause you have a lower risk to have breast cancer! (Kung totoong coffee man yang titirahin mo not the coffee-fisil and coffee-findot of my darn lesbione research elves!)
Hoooooooyyyy stop drinking coffee na maawa ka sa sarile mo at sa akin! Ayaw ko naman na sasabihan nila ako na am dating a 12 year old boy noh! Bwahahaha
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If y’all would notice I didn’t put any title on this entry noh. Now why would I do that? *Couldn’t think of something?* Hoy for sure hindi ako inbalido! Sureness there is some creativity in me no. But, there are just no words how to describe what I felt this morning! I surely been a sester a brader. I haven’t been a mother nor fathered any kids. That’s the truth ha! What I felt this morning is exactly like what a mother should feel if her child was taken away from her!
It kind of brings out the (Vilma Santos with matching hawak sa panyolitong puti) in me… *Kapag ang asawa nawalan ng asawa Biyuda/Biyudo ang tawag doon! Kapag ang anak nawalan ng magulang, ang tawag doon Ulila. Ang ina kapag nawalan ng anak - May tawag ba doon? Wala kasi ganun kasakit yon!* Naks! Pero on sekantots ha pag ang ina nawalan ng anak hmmm, [Presses the buzzer eeewwwkkk] Pariwara ang tawag doon! Lols, hay - jowk-jowk-jowk ganyan naman lagi eh para smile pa din!
Gusto kong tumalon sa dagat! Sabi ni Doring *Gaga! Wag ka pakamatay! Mahal kabaong at palibing ngayon and besides hindi pa alam ni Pitoy Moreno ang sukat mo! Recession pa din no! Down pa din ang stock market!* Ever kontrabida ka sa buhay ko. But she’s right ha. Hindi pa man din mature ang aking life insurance for suicide, sabi kasi ng ahente pwede din daw yon for suicide pero after 2 years pa. *Looks up my insurance policy* Ilang beses ako dinagukan ni Doring pramis! Kaya naman noong nangutang ako sa kanya kanina ng $10 (Pambili ng lubed at hallow block?) Mga ungas gutom ako, naubusan ako ng cash pang miryinda, walang kesyo-kesyo ang lola ko. Bigay hilig with matching kagat labi pa at igiling-giling chorva!
Pigil na pigil ang mga iyak at hagulgol kong parang kinakatay na mamoy at maka kanina. Gusto kong magngangawa at maglupasay na parang batang inagawan ng kendi at lobo kanina sa daanan. Pero no-no-no (May natitira naman akong kahihiyan sa sarili ko!) And that’s way too cheap ha! Kaya eto asa bahay na ako pwedeng pwede na!
Magulong magulo ang utak ko… Kasing gulo ng guhit ko sa palad sa kamay at paa (kasing gulo din ng buhok kong wa suklay ever, simula ng maging buhok sya!)… Hindi ko alam kung saan ko ilulugar ang sarili ko… [Ganito pala nagagawa ng madaming oras.] Andami ko kasing oras eh… Sobra! Syet! Buti pa noon wala akong panahon… Walang ganitong drama!
Allow me guys and pips to have a hiatus! Oh please! Pupunta ako ng Saudi! Papabala sa Kanyon. [HOY mga barooka may secret contest pa din ako, kasi feeling Santa Clause ako at dami ko kong moolaaahhh syet! Pay it forward lang ba. Ano bang gagawin ko sa mga salape ko kung mamatay din ako bukas?] Kaya wag kayong magkakamaling hindi pumarito! Yong isa nga jan binigyan mo ng $5 nagwawala pa hmft!
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