Diwatang Byaning

I am back from the U.S.S.R. [Thehehehe…] Actually galing akong Saudi! [Papabala sana ako sa kanyon!] Then I saw this set of footprints…

(Ayan ang ibidins, buhangin!) Last Monday I was particularly in a very troublesome time of my life. [Medyo depressing! Naka sobrang depressing!] *2 weeks ago na I was suffering from defeat, sorrow [I try subukan ko na din lunudin ang sorrow, kaya lang may pagka Dyesebel/Michael Phelps/Christine Jacobs sya. Magaling lumanagoy ang aking sorrows!] sadness, distress at kung anik-anik pang ka-negahan. Tapos nakita ko itong mga bakas na ito… Waaaaaa mas lalo ata akong nalongkot! Why was I alone during these troubling times??? BAKET??? Demi baket? Sabay she answered me with some comforting answer…

*Gagah the reason why you only see one set of footprintssssess is I was dragging your fat a$$ noh!* Kinakaladkad pala akong parang baboy na kakatayin ng barookang Demi!

During my Saudi pabala sa kanyon adventure, I found this Burqa nice noh?

(O diba kompleto na barkadahang bioman?)

I love to have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of these Burqa but I can’t afford one for myself. [Ang Burqa po, at hindi yong mowdel lols!]

Every Holiday nakukuha ko lagi panay mapapaklang at mapapait na Kalansi. Alangan namang kainin ko ng ganun ang kalamansi? Of course I make Kalanasi juice out of that at minsan inilalagay ko sa labada ko at pag feel ko naman na nangingitim na ako? Binabad ko sarili ko sa Kalamansi juice!

Liked this Shemagh’s??? Buy one take one for only $30 (shipping and handling included US/Canada only.) Am having this special until Dec. 24 only. After that, back to regular pricing of $15 a piece.

Will you guys cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep in for me? Christmas naman diba? Sabi nga ng song give love on Christmas day! [Will y’all give me labs this coming Holiday season?]

For sure pagnagkaroon ako nito hindi na ako lalamigin siguro? *nginig* Will you buy me one Demi? Mura lang $15! Kasama na shipping at handling.

You can done some of your millions or

If you are not that charitable - BUY IT! [Natangap din pala ako ng money order (USPS only!) cahier checks and personal checks.] Pleae mail to Reyna Elena’s addy and make sure it is payable to Diwa Ng Byaning ha!

Make me Holidays merry and happy… Buy na. As in now na! (Every penny of these will go to my charitable institution that is diwata charitable institution ang makikinabang mga babae ko, parang awa nyo na make me merry at ang mga girlets merry din!) Hehehe…

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