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I am mad as hell talaga… Then after a few minutes of ranting… I gots this tix msg from Demi.

Yan naman ang gusto ko sayo eh ala sais y medya pa lang chorva na lol. HOY Maga pa! It’s just 6:35 pm ano ba.

(As y’all know the other day inaaway ako nitong barookang ito sa tix, omg nakikipag break - hoy hindi na tayo katorse anyos ano! Lalo ka na tanda mo na ha. Sa susunod harapin mo ako kung makikipag break ka o kaya man lang tawagan mo man lang ako. Ano ba naman yong kausapi mo ako ng 5 0 kaya 10 minuto?) *Aba huwag na huwag ka gagaya sa ibang tao na walang betlog na makipagusap* Tehehehe… Aray ko. Isa pa ARAYKO hehehe…

Physically I may not have the betlogs na aalog alog at kakalog kalog but I surely have it somewhere sa loob ng katawan ko nakatago lol… *Sana nga physically I have it, para justified bwahahah* pero sana hindi kasing itim at laki ng russet potatoes bwahahaha. At pinoprostate pa kamo sa laki at itim ekkkkk ekkkk ekkkk at isa pang ekkkkkk! (OMFG FCOL kina-cancer pa din ako sa galit GrrrrrRrrrrrr…)

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Kung may konti kang hiya mahiya ka! Hindi sa akin, kahit sa pamilya ko na lang footah… O kaya sa mga kebigan mo. Ikaw pa may gana magalit walanghiya kang bwakanabitch ka!

How could you freakin’ afford to spend my hard earned ca$h monie$$$??? Give me my freakin’ BENJAMINS BACK!!! No not next year or some other fucken time — BUT NOW!

For me every penny that I have is counted. Ako na super mandorogas ang durugasan mo? Oh well as the saying goes by…*Ang magnanakaw, galit sa kapwa nya magnanakaw!!!* Hehehe… But I am no thief! I don’t spend or thieve other “peoples” HARD EARNED monies noh. (Asus the monies that you have is now considered blood money!) Tandaan mo yan… *Yan ang pinagbentahan ng dugo ko sa Tayuman blood banks footangena mo!!!* Kasama din jan yong pinagbentahan ko ng kidneys, plasma (not HD!), atay, balubbalunan ko syet ka!!!

*Usok tenga, ilong pati na pwit* I am MAD AS HELL! And FYI hindi ako bumbay kaya HUWAG NA HUWAG mo akong gawin hulugan. Dahil when you gots those moniee$$$ as in buo sya ibinigay sayo okay pumpkin - GIVE ME MY MONIE$$$$$ back.

Just so you know, all these years I have never touch or have spend part of that money, I have never enjoyed it. As in never… Then ikaw? Pakasasa ka? Saya mo ha!

Karmas a biyatch and you damn well know that… What’s been happening to you is just a start…

AGAIN *Me and Brian Gorrell shouting* GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK YOU WHORE!!!

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Of course nice noh! I wouldn’t get this presents if not kaya!

Stuff toy [Si Jonyor!] with choclits! *Ganda ko? Ekkk, hindi haba lng ng buhok!*

With flowers ekkk, syet si Helen Vela ang naaalala ko kapag white roses sa totoo lang… Hehehe! *Dinaig ko Santo Nino ng amo ko! Ako may flowerz sya wala.* Naku baka magalit nyan si Sester Judiel Nieva hala ka! Feeling ko nanalo ako ng 1st runner up sa isang ghey ghey ghey beauty countess!

Syet Demi sweet ka pala, hindi ko knows. Never ako nag-expect ng ganito sayo pramis… Kala ko nga kay white bmw 328i with plate number WYX808 yan galing eh. *Aba malay ko kung nasundan nya na ako dito sa bahay from train station bwehehehe.* Fantasyadora/Fillingera number huwan ang tawag jan bwhehehe.

Ang sweetttttt syet hanggang ngayon me-I-linger pa din ang tot sa akin… Not until, last night… Ng asinan mo ang puso ko…

Ayan ang ividins, huwag ng mad deny - aminin! *Sana man lang iodize salt, uhg.*

Anseketttttt Koya Eddie! *Mabulok daw ako sa impeyerno!* Aray ko! Hehehe… [Ang di lang alam ni Demi, nasa imperno ako every other 2 weeks or hmmm 3 weeks. Kung yong ibang tao jan sa Colorado Springs nagbabakasyon on summer time o kaya naman sa Florida kapag winter time. Ako sa imperno lang - that’s my vacation house kaya!] Parang Divisoria lang kaya yan sa akin! (POOCHA! Mahabang salaysayin - staka na!)

Galit sya talaga? *Taka, kamut-ulo!*

Masaya! Kung may kasama ako sa imperno ever! Pero wala naman! As in…

Hindi sya naniniwala sa akin ever… EVER-EVER-EVER, after nya makuha ang tix ko na Ga miss you. [Hindi ko sya tinatawag na Ga ever, kagabi lang lols (Pa-sweet ako sa kanya… Wala lang, naglalambing lang ba.) Ga for Palangga? Ahhh-ahh iiiiiikkkk hinde noh! Ga short for DAGA! Hehehe, liit kasi ng mga ifin eh, lols (Peace na tayo!) Kung ayaw mo di huwag! Sinong tinakot mo!!! HOY matagal na akong takot…

Wala kang maririnig na sorry na mahal/irog/sinta/giliw ko mula sa akin. Pinaliwanag ko na sayo. Hindi kita pipiliting maniwala sa akin noh! Kung ayaw mo maniwala di huwag kang maniwala. Kung sa tingin mong ginago kita, eh di ginago. Kung sa tingin mong engeng ako mag tix eh di engeng. (Paano ako magkakamali ng send? Eh ikaw nga lang ka-tix ko ever. Ikaw lang natawag sa akin ever. Syet ang loser ampootah! Hehehe.) Basta ako wala akong ginagawang masama, isipin mo gusto mong isipin. PERIOD! [Hindi ako galit, papaliwanag lang! Hehehe…]

Tonight katapat nyan ito! WINE pa nga!!! Lulunurin ko ang sugatang kong pusong kahoy sa WINE! (Hindi totoong pusong bato ako! Check ang ividins.)

At saka ito

Alak at ligo lang katapat nito.

Ibabad ko sarili ko sa muriatic acid at cyanide

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… Mawawala din itong aking pighati… In time… Hindi man ngayon, kung hindi mamaya! Tse!

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Of course nice noh! Santa Clause came to town yesterday and I even saw him kissing chuva chienes hik hik hik…

I must have been really good this year? Andaming lagay o! Dinaig ko yong mga nagtatarbahu sa Munisipyo, LTO, GSIS, PAG-IBIG at mga guro - taray!

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As I’ve said the other day, I will be going out to drink and eat (my sorrow?) and will spend my hard very very very hard earned money in some restaurant. So yeah we was out me and my date syet! [Adik tong ka-date ko, ginawa akong kangyang personal potograper GrrrRrrrr!] Parang sya yong may ari ng camera ko, syet aba’y sya lahat ang kuha no hmft!

Aktualliiiii naamoy na naman ng Reynang ito na may plano akong lumarga at pakalonod sa alak kaya ayan hindi na naman ako nilubayan, kapit tuko!

Reyns: Hello! Anong gawa mo?

Me: Dito sa bahay, getting ready, leaving in 20 mins - kakain sa labas.

Reyns: Papunta na ako jan…

Nak ng teteng wala pang 5 minutes nakatatok na ang lola nyo! Nasa parking lot lang pala, nakaabang…

(Twingmagkikita kami nito, kala nya may kaldero ako sa bag ko, ask ba naman nya ako ng anong luto ni Young? Footah! Eye em sick of cookingng ina!)

We went to some something-something Korean Japanese restaurant.

Si Reyns alam din pa lang magluto, kala ko kasi alam lang nya kumain… CLICK-CLICK-CLICK

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So I had my 1st, 2nd and 3rd day of Christmas already, now it’s time for the my 4th day and soooooo on! *Keep em’ gifts coming!* Wag mahihiyang magbihay - bukas ang palad ni Maria!

*Singing* On the 4th day of Christmas my chorvaloo gave to me, huwat? Four calling birds? Three French hens? Two turtledoves?
A partridge in a pear tree??? NO! Non of the above…

Pingerin ko ang ano? Ang Organ mo? Sureness!

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Many of my friends have ordered the $ 8 Complete Rx Eyeglasses from The popular online eyeglasses shop, and most of them seem to have had a good experience. Cause I have never heard of anything bad so I guess everything must be okay then?

I went online to check on it’s Holiday Glass Frames From Zenni Optical. I was surprised as they have a very large selection of eyeglasses and frames.

They claim that the secret to Zenni’s prices are they do direct to the customer, with no middlemen and virtually no advertising budget.

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Some major a$$ whopping! Bweheheh…

I can’t blame this guy as he hurls his shoes at Bush - hehehe cause Bush is such an idiot, but thank gawd a few days from now he’ll be out in the Malacanang ofis in Washington D.C. wheeeee….

Wheeee-Wheee-Wheee double triple wheeeeee, for knowing that it’s not another Republican whose going to be seated in the White House again erg.

*Kung si Gloriang Labandera iyan malamang yong Mister nyang si Mister first gentleman Mike ang ibabato ko sa kanya!* Hehehe Peace! Ewan ko na lang kung maka-ilag pa yang pandak na yan sa laki ni Mister first gentleman Mike. [I hate thieves, nakawan mo ako and you’ll know what am saying!!! Footah!] *Ang magnanakaw galit sa kapwa magnanakaw nya!*

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As y’all (5 readers ko lol, 2 hindi pa nagpapakilala arggg - in hiding?) know I have this ongoing serprice contest diba? And that 5 tele audience readers maybe the lucky/unlucky wiener of this full of crap secret contest bweheheh… *Pucha 5 readerssssss syet!!! Lufets*

I was supposed to give out 10 pcs of this perfect gift daw for all super diamond mega occassion of 1000 pesoses worth of this Shakey’s crap but since I only have 5 readers eh wala naman atang kabulohan yong 10 piraso no? Hehehe *HIK*

Simple lang naman ang concept contest ko na ito no *easy as 1-2-3 and not hard as ABCDEFGHphd! [Imimurice nyo lahat ng post ko sa 10 blogs ko hehehe hindi pa kasama ang aking secret blogssss jan!] Syet ang yaman ko sa blogs talaga!

So sa aking wiener sana ma-enjoy mo ang iyong pizza as I have enjoyed mine Bon appetit! *Sayang, mas masarap ang pizza ko then Shakey’s lol!*

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Christmas na sa bahay namin hehehe… We set up our tree yesterday.

At para feel na feel ang pasko at pagkakabit (hindi sa asawa ng iba! kung di ng mga ornaments!) nagawa ako ng puto bumbong at mainit na stokolate o diba, taray!

Daming balls no? Hilig talaga ng amo ko sa balls arggggggggggggg….

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