
No more midlife crisis for me!
I am not that old yet noh! I have been so restless by doing alot of thinking these past few days or should I say weeks? Months?
Thinking???, Whether to go pack my bags and just leave my life in some tropical 3rd world kwantri. (Footah kasi anlamig-lamig pala dito sa Amerika! Now ko lang na realize. Arg!) *I want to leave like a queen, aba sayang naman ang trust fund ko from my unemployment checks bwhehehe…* Malakas pa naman ang laban ng piso laban sa dolyar!
Plus-plus-plus I have been so very annoyed even at the littlest of things! *Annabel Rama Jr.?* That’s why I did not really consider it as a midlife crisis eh. Early menopausal lang po lol dahil sobra talaga akong irritacious nitong mga nakalipas na panahon lalo na kaninag umaga… (Feel ko ata maging Annabel Rama Jr. with matching Alfie Lorenzo sabay pokpok sa ulo ng mic!)
Uhg… Enough of the Annabel Rama thingy… Good news is, I am not having that mixed emotions anymore, since last night.
Kasi naman no, I have learned from my BFF ha na in that tropical 3rd world kwantri na andaming kaartehan sobra! *Which I know I cannot live with it!!! As in!*
Na kapag pumasok ka pala ng mga gusali doon eh kelangan may dala kang cedula at kung anik-anik pang mga flying voters I.D ano ba! I.D sa GSIS at PAGEBEG. I am talking about regular gusali lang no, hindi naman sya Malacanang no! *Anong rulez yan?*
At pag sa mall pala kelangan pa-inspect pa ang bag mo, as in may mga guard sniffing bomba na may hawak na baton at super kalay-kay ang baggey mo. PLEASE LANG! Utang na loob! *Kairita!* That’s not it… When paying sa kahera ng mga pinang-shopping mo makikita mo na pito-pito silang mga nakatayo doon! Why? I dunno why… You might want to ask the Ayala’s, Henry Sy and the Gokongwei’s why the hell there should be 2 people doing the kaha [Isa kukuha ng pera, at yong isa magsusukli?] 3 people checking your receipt [OO pasa-pasa silang 3 sa iisang recibo! Checking kung may kinorakot ka sa mole-mole-an nila.] And 2 people packing your stuff sa plastic bag… Yes, po 2 ang bagger! (At ang nakakainis? May shortage pa din ng tarbahu sa tropical 3rd world kwantri na ito GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRrrrrRRrrRrrR!)
I so cannot live my bisyo in this said kwantri. (The BILI-SOLI bisyo!) kasi napagalaman ko na din na no return no exchange dine lalong GrrrrrrrrrRrrrRrrrrrRRrrrrr….
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