Diwatang Byaning

No this not about extreme raise to the 9th power makeover!

Yesterday the hygienist did some really good job in cleaning my teeth. I give her 2 thumbs up for getting rid of stains (from coffee and cigarette) ewww… [I could still feel the minty fresh chorva on my mouth lasang bebelgum - bad news is — wala naman akong ka kissing scene buset! So what’s the use of getting it cleaned no? Haaahaaa…] I say it’s just a mere investment! (Ganda points?)

Flashback: I remember when I was still a kid, I hate visiting my dentist! I try to avoid it as much as I can… It’s scary (Just looking at that metal hand piece is making me teeth sensitive already.) And by the time it touches me teeth - feels like am going to faint, as in no! My payrents would bribe me anything just to visit the dentist (Which I really like.) Bribe me with stuffs like *after seeing your dentist we will go to Jollibee and you can order anything you want!* As in a-a-aaa-anything I want? Being a fatty-fatty-bum-bum I would then agree… That is after seeing the dentist! Kahit masakit pa ang ifin ko I can still eat wala akong paki - a bribe is still a promise (TINDI!) I would then order champ, joli hotdog, peach mango pie, spaghetti and that hot fudge sundae [Desserts in Jollibee? Gherl you must have an eating disorder! Tehehe.]

Present: I love ko ang pumunta sa dentist! I love having that 1 billion dollar smile!!! Hindi nyo lang alam - dream kong maging mowdel-mowdelan ng Colgate.

Sings: *Mother-Father-Brother-Sister how do you brush your teeth?* [If only I have a good dental plan malamang doon na ako sa dental chair tumira, hehehe] Seriously, ansarap (As in multi-orgasm sa sarap. 7th heaven!) kayang magpa-dentista noh! Ang gaang-gaang ng feeling - I swear kumapal ang buhok ko, bweheheheh.

Would you believe if I say na nakakatulugan (nakanganga) ko minsan habang kinakalkal ni Ms. Dentista ang ifin ko? [While ang susey nya ay panay ang sangi sa bunbunan ko!] Samantalang noon ni hindi ako maiwan ng nanay ko na magisa sa dentista, kahit na regular checkup lang. (Take note magka-holding hands kami ever ever ng nanay ko, simula pag-upo ko at pagtapos ng checkup ko.)

This is a multi-purpose chair from Eastern State Penitentiary. It could be used as a barbers chair and a dental chair as well [Were inmates pull their tits - manually?] Atbp…

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