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Last Sunday we was invited to a wedding.

[Our neighbors wedding - Kelli and Nick, congratulations to you guys! So when is the divorce? Hahaha - Biro lang Kelly!] It was a very fabulous wedding!

It was held (wedding and reception) at Down town Club in Center City.

Mind you naka suit ang lola nyo! [Kainis, pambabaeng suit hmpf!] almost all of my stuffs are in Chicago already, so to the last minute the day before the wedding, I have to buy a shoes. [The suit and the shoes did really cost me an arm and a leg! - Pina dry-clean ko na nga eh at ang shoes nilagyan ko ng masking tape ng di madumihan at maisoli na lols.]

(Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I am still, am still D to the I to the W to the A - just keepin’ it real!)

The socks is priceless (Kasi naka sports socks ko sa loob ng boots na yan no, hinde nyo lang alam. Kinapos na talaga ang aking budget kaya hindi ko na na-afford mag buy ng medyas.)

I am into foot binding. Idol ko ata si Lotus Feet!

Try mo magloko sa akin, nakikita mo ba yan? Baka lapatan ka nyan sa leeg mo! Hehehe [Eh sabi kasi Tasha dress to impress daw eh, as in dapat always over dress. Sabi ko naman dress ko kill kaya?] Kaya ayan… Hanggang ngayon paltos paltos pa din ang mga hinlalaki ko.

Honestly, I hate going to weddings, cause they bore me to death! But not this one! Kelli and Nick’s ceremony lasted only 20 minutes!!! O diva?

After the ceremony it time for the hors d’œuvres na mala reception ang dating daming choices parang Chinese msg buffet as in panalo. (Ever flowing and supply ng alkohol.)

O diba panalo pati view? That is the Philadelphi skyline.

A toast is a must! (Na windang ako dine sa dami ng baso… Dati rati sa kubyertos lang ako nawiwindang, ngayon pati sa baso aray ko!)

Type ko sya! *Presses the buzzer!* (Si Bembol? Ngak! Yong centerpiece kaya no!)

After that anik-anik na mga introduction, nabigla ako… Hindi ako makapaniwala dito…

MAY LIVE BAND! Best wedding ever ever talaga! (Hindi kaya tatay ni Kelly si Joseph Estrada?) Diva ganito din ka-engrande ang kasal ni Jackie na anak ni Erap? Hmmm…

While seating down and having my unlimited dessert, I was just thinking… I think I am ready to get married as in tomorrow na. Masyado akong na-engano ditech… Pero-Pero… Sabi nga ni Demi, pang live-in lang daw ako! Demiiiiiiii, wa bang chance na kahit man lang sa likod ng simbahan mo ako pakasalan? Kasal lang ba talaga sa banig ang maipapangako mo sa akin? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Here’s the bride with her girlfriends.

Here’s the groom pala, nalimutan ko! Hehehe… Sarap kasi ng wine nadala ako kala ko shoktong! Ayan sya habang nag hahava nagila dance!

Masaya talaga ang wedding mo Kelli! Inggit ako everever!

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