Tell it to my heart [G-Spot! What does G stands for? Gotcha!] Part 2
Here is the lettah from Glenda. She wants to know, where her G-Spot is located… [When was the last time you saw it Gherl?]
As y’all know me, I’ve always been never to censor meself to anything, and for that here’s what I and my guess speaker Hairy G-spotter has to say to Glenda.
Glenda right? [Pucha, Glenda ang hirap ng tanong mo. Punta ka kaya dito para ma-illustrate ko sayo ng harap-harapan! Kung saan located ang G-SPOT mo! Hmft!] HAHAHA…
Glenda CLICK-CLICK-CLICK- Here’s where your G-Spot is! *Tantatinin* Surprise
HINDI TOTOONG MERONG G-SPOT! It’s just a illusion - hahahah…
Biro lang Glenda! Eto na po!
Diwata: Well, according to my research elves, g-spot really does exist! You just have to look for it patiently in the right place and at the right time. [Have you tried looking for it in map quest? Have you tried googling it? Have you asked Jeeves? Do you have GPS?]
Hairy G-spotter: A G-spot, is a spot in your inside your vajayjay that if you got it just right - your going to hear a *DING-DING-DING-DING* sound, kind of like a jackpot sound and you win a potful of candies and stuff animal, and you get to go again!
Diwata: I hope it did help Glenda! Here is another pointer in finding your G-Spot. [It is really easier if you are standing in front of me, with illustration is really easy. It is easy as 1-2-3, it’ll just take a minute for me to show you, your G-Spot if you are HERE!] Can you come? Am free on Sunday’s. No need for an appointment!
*So you go in towards the front, go in and you’ll see there is a Mobile/US gas station towards your left. So you are going up and in and towards the front!, Up and in and towards the front left! Up and then in and towards the front left! Try looking up on your other side too!* [Sighsss, kapagod ha! Dapat may paipit ka man lang kahit bente dolyar!] If you can’t still find your G-Spot, hmmm you may want to look it up again in Google and Yahoo - Best of Luck to you! [Gherl, call 911 kaya? O kaya ang local fire department? Hmmm or much better yong locksmith nyo jan sa kanto.] If you are going to call the locksmith, make sure na may duplicate key ka, para pag hindi mo na naman mabuksan yang G-Spot mo eh may susi kang naka-reserba!
Try it now na! If you have more questions, you know what to do! Tell it to my heart! [ARAY KO!]
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July 27th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
The famous G spot! Nakita ba nya yun sa “iyo”
Musta? Sa tagal ko na hindi nag blog, nakalimutan mo na din ako ilagay sa link mo ha..hmp!
Anyway, it is ok…
cno ba ako? heheeh
Take Care!
Belated happy Birthday ha
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July 27th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Rosssssssssssssssssssssss ano ba masyado ka ha! Tampuhera ka naman jan naiinis ako!!! Hindi ko kasi alam kung ano ba blogger ka ba o lover bweheheh, ni hindi ko alam kung asan ka na no? Asan ka na ba? Miss kita, kayo nila chorva chorva last time punta ko sa blog mo ano ba mader’s day pa din at belated happy bday to me malapit na naman ang birthday ko sa Disyimbri! Hfmt!
Nakita? Bulag ata yan eh, hehehe sabi ko tawagan nya ang triple a hehehe parang may codes lang yon pag-unlock no bwehehehe… O kaya pag di pa din ubra ang triple a eh kuha sya hanger distrungka na lang nya LOLS!