Diwatang Byaning

Continuation…

You see I should have really took this as a sign… (HAHAHA)

I should have really backed out - since I am having some jitters and was weighing the pros and cons if I should or should not go to Rehoboth with them… (Don’t get me wrong, I did have some fun [Plastic!!!] - uh-huh the whale watching remember?) Now, next time I go again I’ll just make sure that I have my harpoon with me. LOL!

Pa thunder-an ang labanan graveh! Mahilig ako sa matanda, as in mas matanda sa akin - pero hindi ko naman sinabing mas matanda pa sa hukay ng ilog no?@!$%%*)* -DABOG-DABOG-DABOG… [There were alot of fine ladies, but just too old to be my great grand mothafotha! The ghey area of Rehoboth Beach (or what they refer to as Baklaan…) was such an interesting place, you see it is a “gay area” but was typically Male dominated, at that time I felt really how big time minority I am.

(Asan na ba ang mga ka-Ovarrio ko?) Hmmm napuyat ba sila kagabi sa pagsusulsi? Aga naman mag pack-up ng mga iyan O-V-E-R! [Now I understand how why in my local “gheyborhood area” has only 1 as in isa lang na Lesbian Club.] Pucha lugi nesgosyo dito sa mga byaning na to unless kagaya ko silang byaning as in palaki ako ng bakla no - dutch is why, hindi ako nauwi ng maaga after ng clubbing para manahi o magsulsi… [I used to hang out at that Lesbian Club (Sisters) but people are gone by the time I get there… As in hello Kiddie party ba ito? Bakit alas 9 pa lang wala ng mga ka-Ovarrio?] Then if there are lesbians over there, what they do is just D-R-A-M-A as in pang teleserye (Try it one time, visit your locale lesbian club and you’ll be hearing alot of “Why are you looking at her?” Why are you staring at her, do you know that shes with me? Pare easy lang!!! HAHAHA… Ganyan ang drama sa lesbian club as in hahaha…) CHORVA! Dutch is why Chuva and Bugs went out on our last night in Rehoboth, at ang kwento ng 2 eh sana sumama ka daming tibo… - “Pasaway talaga yang mga byaning na yan ever-ever walang ginawa kung di mag-away-away” - Oh well it is a good thing na wala ako doon - kung di baka pinagkukutosan ko sila or baka makiaway din ako sa kanila. (hahaha)

Share a towel and win a friend diba? (Filipino Gheys from Baltimore)

Since baklaan ang napuntahan ko, what I did is just sleep on the sand (Nagbabad ako, sayang ang araw! BITTER AKO!!!) Ng bigla akong magising sa mga hagikgikan at tilian… Sounds not family… (Parang sobrang saya naman ata ni Chuva Chienes at ni Debbie Downer?) Yon pala may newly found friends ang mga lowka as in yang mga balyena jan na nakadapa as in share a towel win a BAKELS ekkkkkkkkkk… (Katuwaan lang po, walang personalan, sayang wala ang harpoon ko!)

Okay “Gheys” puwistu! Class pektors! [Si ateng o ayaw man lang mag smile!] Ngiti sabi, dahil nose-up ito! Pa-min si Atcheng bwahahaha… *Pare pa-kiss nga* Bwahaha pag-ganyan ang “drama mo daw” “mas madami daw gheys na pa-min ang mabebentahan mo?” Owsss really?

Okay mga BekBek isa pa! ISA PA… 1-2-3 TALON…

Winner ka atcheng [Naka-Red] ghel na ghel…

Oppsss si Badong i-feature ko naman din daw sya, nagtatampo… O shige na nga! Ayan badong solo mo…

WOW legs bwahahah este logs pala… LOLS! [Now ko lang na-notice badz na ganda pala ng binti mo, in fairview cubao quezon city tone sya ah parang binti ng midget bwahahah!!!]

Uyyy papapayat sya… Inlove? [Hehehe] Trulili not eklabu ang sabi ko sayo Badong, na mas kelangan mong magpaganda pag na-ebeg ka… Though hmmm okay din na nagpapaganda ka ateng kapag singular sensation ka pero-PERO mas kelangan mong magpaganda kapag may jowa ka na! - Iyan ang isang natutunan ko sa aking so called life… Na mas kelangan mas mag-work out ka at paganda ever-ever pag na-ebeg, why? Hmmm dahil oras na pumanget ka iiwanan ka ng iyong bitter half no bwahahaaaaa… Look at me and my past chorvelais… Hindi totoong mas kelangan mong magpaganda ever kapag single ka! - And you can quote me on this one (hahaha)

That’s it walang part 20 ito no, hindi naman ito Hairry G-spotter no!

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