Diwatang Byaning

It’s not about that one hit wonder boy band 98 degrees and it’s album… OMFG yesterday’s high temperature crept toward 98 degrees and rising and according to weather channel it’ll likely be even hotter today. *Nag ty-type habang nagpapaypay ng aking abaniko*

I feel so hot last night that I even slept bare ass naked - way too much info! *HAHAHAHH* [Oi wag mo akong pag-pantaseryehan jan Demi!] Not right now, hmmm after a month I say… [Hindi naman ako siguro mukang peras na noon?]

I was suppose to wear a suit today, Monday kasi… [Suit for huwat?] Oh well, Demi you likely know how competitive I am right? Eh yong mayordoma dito na si Doring naka suit yan lagi as in kahit init-na-init na at jinajabar na sya. [Eh diba nga acting mayordoma ako dito kapag wala sya?] Mulapit ko nang makuha ang posisyon nya? Mag re-retire na sya? Ngek hindi no! Wala lang, feel ko lang! Alam mo naman si Doring maglilinis lang ng bahay kelangan naka suit pa, parang si Ai-Ai doon sa “tanging ina” corporate attire lagi an lola mo yon pala taga-xerox lang bwahahaha… Ganun din kami dito! Pero ngayong araw na ito, hindi ko feel makipag kompetensya sa pabasaan ng kili-kili no - NOT! [Ewwwww].

Now I can’t wait to eat this bad boy! *Nang maibsan naman ang nagiinit kong katawan* Ngek~~~ [Pang porno? HAHAHA]

Okay here’s my advice to people na nagiinit na kagaya ko [menopausal?]… Alam naman natin na sa ngayon eh mahirap ang buhay so talaga namang kelangan magtipid! I diwatang_byaning believes that electricity is much expensive than water, so what I do if I feel a little hot? I take a shower as in ice cold shower! Naku naman talagang nagbabad ako sa tub, and since wala naman po kaming whirlpool sa bahay nilagyan ko ng “dry ice” para naman pa-epek divanitch? It really help to take several showers a day, lalo nat’ ganireng ini.

At eto pa, wear something light… As in magaan at mga kulay na puti kung maari lang po! *Now I am weighing the pro’s and con’s if I am wearing a sinulid o dahon for tomorrow? [Wachutink?]

May bentillador ako sa kwarto, pero kahit pa mainit pa din, hirap umakyat ang lamig sa baba papunta sa itaas ng bahay. [It is really helpful if you put some ice-ice-baby in front of your fan! Believe me!!!] *Nagtatali ng isang sakong yelo sa aking ceiling fan* O diva taray! O ate, Asyong Aksaya in not asyong after all=)

Dutch all folks, para sa aking energy saving tips… I hope y’all stay cool!

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