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Holidays are fast approaching., And for some of you - I know, someone out there is thinking of what to give me this coming holiday. So here it is! [napaka Luz Valdez ko naman kung walang nagiisip sa akin.]

I want it BADLY! I hope someone/somebody out there will MAC my holiday he he he…

And this one too… I really-really-really-really want this fish-eye lens. Guess how much it is… $600.00++ o diba! I want this sa truth lang, wala akong pakialam kahit wala akong SLR, BASTA I WANT IT!!! NOW NA! (he he he) Staka ko na problemahin kung saan ko sya ikakabit.

It’s about time, that I replace my camera… [Pusa, ayan camerang gamit ko. Ewan ko na lang kung hindi ka pa maniwala… Ayan ang frueva!] At kung mapapansin nyo, ikinabit ko na po sya sa bewang ko. Mahirap na at baka mawala pa, disposable na nga eh. Saklap ko naman kung ganun!

Saklap talaga, nagsimula pa lang ang taon eh ngayon matatapos na ang taon eh isa pa din silang wish list… Hay nako, wish ko lang… *Asan ba si wish upon a mega o si Bernadette Sembrano?* ng kailangan ko sila?

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Wonderful-Brava-Fantastik! You are really doing a good job - GO TO HELL TRILLANES! (I don’t care if later-tomorrow-or the following day… You and your seven dwarfs shuts down my site) You can attempt to do a 3rd-4th-coup d’etat here… More than WELCOME! Plizzz leave Gloria ALONE!

Ohh I just wanted to share this, found it somewhere here on the net scattered like a trash…
Demokrasya Totohanin: Senador Trillanes Paglingkurin! True Democracy Now: Let Senator Trillanes Serve! - Is that so? O sige, sabi mo eh!

I just can’t understand… After what he and his “dwarfs” did at Oakwood, still made him a Senator? Huh… Anomaly-anomaly-anomaly!

I am not writing this entry because Gloria gave me such amount of monies… NO-NO-NO I am not on anybodys side here… Ang point eh

Eto:

More than a year after the mutiny, its leaders apologized to the president for the failed military rebellion. Arroyo accepted the apology, but ruled out immediate pardon and said their trial would proceed. The officers face sentences up to life in prison for the mutiny. Then in November 2004, President Arroyo ordered 133 of the 321 soldiers freed, saying they were deceived by their officers into joining the mutiny. - From Wikipedia

Kung hindi naman kayo mukang tanga diba? Tapos ngayon inuulit nyo ulit? Sawa na ba Oakwood, kaya Manila Peninsula naman? Tsktsk, I heard that Manila Peninsula just got renovated!, Oh well… I guess you fancy nice hotels, So what’s next? Anito or Victoria Court? Or hmm much better… STOP your coup’de’stupiti!

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First of all I wanted to thank, all the people who supported me and my drama all the way through…
Thanks to my sponsors - dahil kung hindi sa inyo, I will not be here [blogging for money ako no!] LOL.

I feel like crying right now, I was given an award by my “employer” Chuva , as a “beautiful and sexy blogger” o diba naman… Thanks Ate! [mubait na maganda pa yan!] saan kayo nakakita ng amo at katulong magkasabay kumain? kung ano man ang kinakain nya kanya lang yon, akin flurwax! bait diba?

I will be posting the above photo again, but it’ll be unedited! [abangan nyo. ang mainip talo!] RAW and no holds barred! Wait for my Paparazzi cut!

Kagandahan ako diba? Medyo may kalakihan lang ang ilong ko, pero WHO CARES!()*$$@#@

At Sexy pa!!! Ayan ang prueba, kagat labi!

Now am passing this award/crown to the following bloggers who are beautiful and sexy o diba?

Rebecca - Standing 5′5 and weighing 98′lbs [O diba, parang sa boxing ang intro lol.] beautiful and sexy ka ever! Just my type, slim ever - anong sekreto mo? dieters tea? he he he…

My - Diwata presents the beautiful and sexy Marlene Lemback fresh from Switzerland, ang nagiisang maganda at sexy sa Alps region.

PusaCat - Ganda ka ever, [winwinwin] Pasok ka pa din dito, kahit nagawa mo na to dahil sa ganda mong yan! Hay lab u and Hay miss u!

Bea - Sige na nga aawardan na din kita, baka sakaling lumabas ka sa lungga mo… Super hinhin babaeng Pilipina gandaganda ever-ever gotesco!!! Kahit pa nangsinungaling ka, [Ika nga ng bestpren mong si Parker YOU LIED!]

JJ - Your MEME machine is back. Awardawardaward ever… Pasok ka din dito! You are beautiful!!! And you are sexy too - I know it by heart~@

Pazing - Nagtatampo ka ba? O sige na nga, sama ka din dito. Ganda-ganda mo eh, ganda mong patayin! [ni anino mo hindi ko makita, saan ka na ba?] Iniwan mo na ba talaga ako at tuluyan kang sumama kay JJ? Hay miss u p!

Ross - Ang nagiisa at natatanging beautiful at sexy girl ng Italya! [represent!] Hay miss u, saan ka na ba?

At kung wala sya, wala din ako. Dahil sa kanya… Ako’y timang-na-timang

Presenting *drum rolling*

HRH Kamahalan Queen Reyna Elena - GANDALICIOUS! Inlab ako sayo ever, hay lab u - tall-dark and handsome!!!

Enjoy being a woman! [Ika nga ni Summer’s Eve]

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it’s funny how they get bottled up and build up inside of a soul.

Its easier for me to just feel nothing sometimes versus having to. [bato na ako at manhid - call me BatMan]

Human hearts bottle up emotions for a number of diffrent reasons. Things can get out of hand quickly when matters of the heart are present. So we put our emotions on the backburner and ignore them completely… But as any logical person knows even if we keep a lid on our emotions it’s only a matter of time before they quell and burst into flame. So why do we do this to ourselves when most of the time storing emotions makes it worse?

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FYI, this is my second time already, doing a meme exactly like this. First came from Malen. If not for Pusang Maganda [hmft, kung hindi lang kita mahal!+_*^^!%] I will not do this! At dahil maganda ka at nabighani mo ako, eto nanginginig [addict nga diba? so may karapatan akong manginig! lol] pa po sa pag-gawa!

I still wanted to list more, but the thing is am only allowed to list 3 right? [patay ako, pag may nagtampo!!!]

Malen - Hay lab u hanggang sa magdugo ang ilong ko! Lab kita lalo na pagnasasapian ka ni HRH ng ka-timangan.

HRH Queen Reyna Elena - Adik ako sayo! Timang ka kasi… At higit sa lahat Ritz ka, kaya
bestfriends na tayo :::wheeeee:::

Dahil sayo hindi na ako lonely, andami kong nakilala dahil na din sa mga turo mong social climbing skillz series 101, 102, 103, 104,…

Pusang Maganda - Kaka adik ka, ganda mo kasi mana ka kay Reyns! Lab ko si Reyns kaya Hay Lab Yu na din!!!

Now tagging Me, Myself and I - walang kontra bulate! ang kumontra PANGGET!

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Dahil ako’y isang social climber ever di lang boating ang hina-hobbie ko pati aviation din pinasok ko na din po. Sarap pa lang umarteng at mag feeling mayaman pa-minsan. [dami kong natanso dito] LOL. - Kagaya na lang ni Manat ang aking beastfriend for life alam nya eh nag MA o Phd ako hindi ko lang nasabi na oo double MA / triple Phd sa associates ahihihiiii… [hindi ko na kasalanan yon, hindi naman ako binusisi eh.] At alam nya din na Doktor ang aba nyong linkod… Aba malay kong hindi nya maririnig yong KON na word doon sa KONdoktor? It’s not my fault really!

Kung matatandaan nyo ang rule sa pagiging isang ganap na social climber eh. (it’s time you came out of the wilderness as I will reveal the ancient laws of fabulousness.) Maki-social climb ka na!

• Dapat kung ano sila ganun ka din! - Kung asal mayaman man o mayaman to the max ang mga sinasaman mong mga kaibigan, dapat asal mayaman ka din. Kahit Poorisima Valdez to the 100th power ka man. Dahil nga diba ang kasabihang birds of the same feather flock together? Maki flock ka na lang!
• If you want to have politicians, models, actresses ohh or just as simple as high society ritz friends? What you got to do? Just simply pretend that you are one of them! Cause like, attracts like! Law of attraction! [Yan ang turo sa akin ni HRH Queen Reyna Elena at ng kanyang ritz=bestfriend na si Matilda!] You know, I learn from the best!!! Ahihhiiiiiiii…

Ohh well enough with the social climbing tips! Baka mas maging mas social climber ba kayo sa social climber.

Last weekend nag-enroll ako ditech sa aviation school na ito. - kasi nga diba social climber ako? Anyways look how cheap it is to learn $60.00 lang (Dali-dali akong pumasok at inen-roll ang sarili ko, hindi ako papatalo sa mga kaibigan kong taga Princeton no!) Ako pa? Si diwa aka Inday? Nevah!!!

OO na, wala akong magawa sa perang nakukuha ko bwanan (welfare check) Ganun talaga pag andami mong datung, hala sige waldas lang. Tutal life is short honey so Enjoy na lang!

Kahit kelan pa man, mataas na talaga ang pangarap ko. Naaalala ko noong bata pa lang ako, pangarap ko maging piloto, kauna-unahang lesbianang piloto lol.

Pag pwede na akong magpalipad, eto ang aking mamaiobrahin… Pero for now eh sarangolla lang muna ang pwede kong mapalipad at aeroplanong papel he he he…

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Yeah it’s true. I really lost it. *huhuhuhuh* Now I have a reason to buy a new one!, but the video Ipod will always be in my heart. [Masakit! Sobra.] Words cannot express how am feeling right now.

I woke up earlier like 6 AM and the first thing that pop into my mind is my Ipod. I miss her! I hope she is in good hands [good hands? eh dinukutan nga ako diba?] Grrrr!

I am careless most of the time I admit that! Imagine I have lost my scarf too… Pu**eta nakakabit na yon sa leeg ko nawala ko pa din? Anong klaseng buhay ba to? Tuliro ako oo, kasi naman no, kung alam nyo lang nangyayari sa buhay ko. [ni wala na nga akong time mag-ahit ng balbas ko no!] Ganyan ka tuliro sa sobrang busy. Kailangan ko pa bang isa-isahin yon? [work, school, blogging, work pa din, beastfriend] not in order.

I guess, all I have to do now is just wait till this Itouch gets in my hand. Promise ika-kadena ko na sya sa bewang ko at lalagyan ko pa ng pin o pass code!!!

Break-even lang ako, kumita ka nga ng limpak-limpak na salapi thru blogging mawawalan ka naman ng Ipod, scarf at belt! Anong anomalya itech?

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These are the words Manat told me earlier… After… After… After… After, I txted her that I think I might have lost my Ipod just don’t know where… Somewhere in… SPACE! [ang hirap kasi mag commute, lalo na pag hindi ka sanay, nasa gawaan kasi yong H2 ko palibhasa kasama sa recall aba biruin nyo wala namang deperensya ang mga mata ko at tila ang wind shield eh may grado lol]

Earlier at work…

I was about to go home already, when I check the side pockets of my bag… *BWUHUHUHUHU… Ipod koooooooooooOOOOOooo, BWUHUHU* This are the words that came out from my mouth, my co-workers went up to me [the hardinero, the stuper and the mayordoma - oo si Doreen ng buhay ko] panicking and asking me what had happened to me (para kasi akong baka na humahagulgol kanina). I think, I have lost my Ipod! BWUHUHUHU!!! Everybody was just looking for it, touch naman ako! Didn’t find it at all…

Much more earlier…

The train was so packed! I decided to just stand and let Chuva take the seat, cause I will be getting off after 2 stops, and she will be get off after 10,000 or so stops! So why would I bother sit? [Usually sa train ginagamit ko sya. Hindi ko alam kanina bakit hindi ko nagamit. Wala ako sa sarili ko kanina. May iniisip kasi ako. Gusto ko kanina tahimik lang.] Hindi ko alam kung sino sa mga barakong nakatabi ko kanina ang nang-pick-pocket sa akin! LOL.

Much-much more earlier… On the way to the the train station [walking].

It was raining earlier. I lit my stog and opened my umbrella. [I know, that time while walking that I still have my Ipod with me.] Kasi pinayungan ko pa sya no dahil ng sa side pockets lang sya ng bag ko. I didn’t see the whole Ipod thou… Pero nakita ko yong headset doon and I know by heart that this morning I have put it again in my side pocket. I KNOW BY HEART. NASA BAG KO LANG SYA!!! Kanina… [Around 6:30 PM while talking to Manat, I know it’s on my bags pocket! I know!]

Jaded but hopeful still on the phone with her while at that damn train station…

Yeah, Am on the way home. Am a little bit rushing in cause I wanted to end the confusion that I have… If it’s in the house or I really-really-really have lost it.

I rushed upstairs even I wanted to go to the bathroom badly [still on the other line with her.] *BWUHAAAHUHUHAHA - ayan humiyaw na ako ng malakas at tila parang may baka na namang kinakatay lol* It’s not here! Confirm!

Manat: Mahal, calm down! What do you want? Are you buying again? Do you want my blue one? Are you going to use it?

Me: What did you call me? [Mahal mo muka mo!] No Am not going to use yours! Yeah, I can but I will still buy something much bigger than that!

Manat: What do you want? Buy it! Itouch? Iphone? Just buy it! I’ll pay for it!

Me: HUWAT???? (sure kaya sya? sana hindi sya nabibigla sa sinabi nyang Itouch o Iphone or just buy anything I want. Sana niwala ko na din yong notebook ko, tutal medyo luma na kelangan na din palitan lol) Mga impakta, chika lang… Hindi naman ako ganoong ka oportunista no, pero kerri na din!!! Bwuahaha… Mag-beastfriends naman kami eh! No I can’t let you pay for it!

Manat: Buy it. Buy it. BUY IT! I will pay for it!

Me: Noooo, it’s okay!

Manat: Were going to break up if you don’t buy it! Do you understand what I just said?

Me: [Aba, tayo na ba ulit? Kelan tayo nagbalikan? Diva where just friends? And since ang formula laging nasa bulsa ko… Kaya beastfriend kita!] No, I can’t take it! Thanks thou! [Leche pilitin mo pa ako!!!! Plizzz sige na!!! Now na!!!] At least I lost something that can be replaced.

Manat: This might be your lucky day! You wanted an Iphone and Itouch badly right? Buy it now!

Me: Buy it now? [Eh ikaw nga walang Ipod eh, tapos bibilihan mo ako? This girl must be out of her cotton-pickin’ mind!] LOL.

Note: Hindi pa bayad yan tapos nawala na lang parang bula… I wonder kung naglakad yong Ipod ko palabas sa bag ko… Tsk… Tsk.. Tsk…

(Maglalamay ako ngayong gabi, ilalabas ko ang mga kaldero at magiinay ako! Para sa katarungan ng ipod ko…)

Am really sad. Para akong namatayan lol, nanghihina ako. Alam ko gamit lang yan, at mapapalitan pero matagal-tagal din kaming nagsama at talagang ma-mi-miss ko sya at walang papalit sa kanya sa aking puso. (iba eh hindi ko ma-explain!) Sana kung nasaan man sya ngayon masaya sya… Sana alagaan sya ng nakakuha sa kanya… Sana itrato syang mabuti… SANA-SANA-SANA-SANA-SANA PATAY NA SI suSANA!

At dahil jan mag-hu-hunger strike ako. Hindi ako kakain ng hapunan, mid-night snack lang!

At dahil dito satrahedyang ito. Kelangan pagbubutihan ko ang pag-blo-blog ko… Gagawin kong umaga ang gabi at gabi ang umaga maka bawi lamang sa lost ko lol.

Pangalawang Ipod na po ito. Ang una trahedya din ang nangyari. Ninakaw din sa piling ng kapatad ko, ang masaklap binasag pa ang wind shield nya… May they rest in peace… [Ang Ipod? o Ang mandarambong?] HEHEHEHE…

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As per Tita Vk and Tonita’s [aka Toni] request eto na po nanginginig pa…

Thai Sukiyaki (not your ordinary Sukiyaki hot pot) this is Manat [Iron Chef] version.

Preparation for Thai Sukiyaki (not your ordinary Sukiyaki hot pot) this is Manat [Iron Chef] version.

chili sauce, oyster sauce, fish sauce, sugar, sesame oil, chinese wine (or sake) whatever is available, sesame seed, red/green chili, garlic, lime, coriander leaves, bean thread noodles, water spinach (kangkong), shrimps, Vietnamese pork (yong puti ang casing), sukiyaki sauce (mae ploy brand) - so na prepare mo na diba?sumayaw ka ng rico mambo at macarena kasi noong niluluto nya yan eh sumasayaw sya, so baka iyon ang sekreto kaya masarap.

Yong sukat ng mga ingredients eh ikaw na ang bahala kasi depende naman iyan sa iyong panlasa at quantity ng lulutuin mo.

Pagsamasamahin mo sa isang kawali ang mga nabangit kong sangkap igisa mo lang sila sama-sama, pwera ang kangkong at bean thread. Pag nag-gisa mo na at tanya mong luto na ito ihalo mo na ngayon ang kangkong at bean thread at ang pinaka-pinaka-pinaka-pinaka huli mong ihahalo eh yong shrimps ayaw mo naman kasi na ma-over-over-over cook sya dibanetch? (yong hipon, balatan mo at buhusan mo ng kumukulong tubig).

Seafood Salad by Diwatang_Byaning [Top Chef] version.

shrimps, lemon grass, lime juice, fish sauce (nam pla / patis ), sugar, cilantro, onion, fresh mint
shallots, red / green chili, Vietnamese pork (white casing) and bean thread.

Pour boiling water into your shrimps. Pour boiling water into your bean thread [Ayaw natin i-over cook, kaya pour-pour lang po okay?]. Boil the Vietnamese pork and onion. Once every things ready put em’ in one bowl and mix altogether with fish sauce, lime juice, fresh cilantro / mint leaves and the chillies - at habang inihahalo-halo mo silang lahat, dapat nag la-lambada ka! It’s a must!!!

Papaya Salad (Som Tum) by Diwatang_Byaning

Our main ingredient here is unripe Papaya - obyus ba? kaya nga Papaya Salad diba? eh di kung Patola ang ingredient eh di sana ang tawag sa kanya Patola Salad? *Tok*

sugar, lime juice, unripe green papaya shredded, green beans, garlic, fish sauce (nam pla / patis), dried / fresh shrimp, crablets (optional), chilies, cherry tomatoes, and peanuts (toasted and it’s optional)

Wash and peel the Papaya, then you can start grating it. If you don’t have a grater… Eto ang madaling paraan at ang usual na ginagawa ko pero mag-ingat ka lang kasi baka mataga ang kamay mo, sige ikaw din at baka mamaya ang tawag na sa iyo eh putol! Mas masarap kasi ang Papaya Salad kung pinong-pino ang strands nito!

Hawakan mo ang Papaya sa isang kamay mo at taga-tagain mo naman gamit ang isang kamay mo. Medyo ibaon mo ng konti para hindi ka paulit-ulit na mag-tatataga jan, ang sinasabi ko yong palibot ng Papaya ang pagtatatain mo ha. Ngayon nataga mo na? Hiwa-hiwain mo sya haggang mahulog ang mga strands. (o diba! madali lang)

Sa mortar and pestle ilagay mo ang Papaya mo na strands na lamang, ang beans o sitaw - shempre dapat putol-putol sya, kamatis, crablets o talangka - optional - pampalasa lang, sugar, chili, patis, lime juice at bayu-bayuhin mo…

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