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I will be relocating tomorrow! Moving starts by 7:30 PM EST! I actually called my roommate 30 minutes ago, just checking… How’s things over there… They’re having a party at the house already! Without me? Isn’t the party supposed to be tomorrow? (She’s throwing a party because tomorrows her last happy days! This is what she said to my face lol.)

See my container? I did not imagine that I have alot of stuffs! Not until last week… No there’s no living room, bedroom set or dining room inside that container van. It is just plain clothes and tiny little stuffs from the yard sale and flea markets lol.

I just thought about moving last weekend - call me impulsive, yeah I am! (I live my the moment nga diba?)

One of my not so gay friendly neighbor had asked where Am goin’? And my cousin heard that Am moving so she also asked me where… She thought I’ll be going to India to join Kori! ~ NGEK! (mauuna pa ako doon kay Kori chika ko sa pinsan ko lol.)

No Am not relocating to the Philippines or Los Angeles! Am moving just out of town, hmm about 10 minutes away from where I live now… Much more gay friendly neighborhood! (O diba?!)

Actually Am not that done yet, there’s alot of stuffs still in my room, see? Yeah I still have those two stupid balikbayan boxes that I still have to fill up with clothes and some stupid things on the floor… My room right now is just a mess! BIG MESS! Wish me lots of luck with my packing wehe that I still need to finish tonight and also with my new neighborhood!

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[uprock, uprock… let’s get down now downrock, downrock, downrock, downrork, uhh downrock, uh downrock… FREEZE!]

I am amaze how these bboys manage to do their tricks! (I envy them big time.)

I love dancing and love expressing myself thru it.
[I was a hardcore dancer when I was about 6 or 7 years old., I did gymnastics, ballet and even tap dancing.] But all was just too girly for me! I wanted to do taekwondo - Parents doesn’t want to, they say and think it’s gonna make me a big lesbian. I don’t think so! [gymnastics, ballet and tap dancing made more homo! there’s just alot of girls at my class at that time he he he…]

Well i pretty darn knew I was a lesbian when I was 5 years old! DUH! So I don’t think martial arts gonna make me one.

I envy this crew of bboys in Rittenhouse… I am crazy about breakdancing for reals, last year I even broke my right arm when I did a windmill and a freeze. [It healed by itself. *sighsss* A relief I don’t want no cast in any part of my body.]

Bboy Blackie doing the freeze

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First I want to congratulate Tita C5 being PPP’s postie if the day!

Earlier today I was super, mega, diamond and for all season surprise when I saw her as blog of the day at PPP! At my excitement I called Chuva and ispluks the cheezmacks. *Of course the queen of cheezmacks was surprise too herself!*

After 10 minutes… *Nyeta ako kaya kailan magiging blog of the day#%$@%%)__)&* But Am really happy for Tita C5… O diba… Plastic ko talaga lol. Charot!

I even called Reyn to let her know that C5′ blog was featured at PPP. Unfortunately she knew it first… BLAH! *Naunahan na naman ako grrRR!*

So C5 keep up the good work… Bring home the bacon! Congratulations again…

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continuation of part one…

I got tired of staying at home (trust me on this one, very boring!) and just partying most of my nights wasting all of my Mum’s monies, after a year I finally decided to go back to school. So I enrolled my self to study at some stupid school with some stupid medical degree. I was fun, I get to stay away from home, meet a few interesting people here and there and I meet alot of potential girlfriends too! Not to brag when I was younger alot of girls and boys would beg me to just have coffee with them! [Malamang mga walang pang kape! LOL]

Fast forward…

Yesterday while talking to Manat, Ohh you know what my friends tell me about you? That you seem nice and so good looking! Yeah you are nice I think, I dunno and very good looking, I bet when you were much younger your much more better looking compared than now! But you know what, the first time I saw you kind of you don’t look like what you look today… Your face is sorta yellow and you look kind of tired! But now your face is reddish and you looked relaxed now. [Leche! Kulang na lang isampal nya sa muka ko na kaya ako blooming eh dahil sa kanya! Actually totoo naman… Yellow ano ako may jaundice? Pero talagang haggard na haggard ako noon kasi alan nyo na alam kong mag meet kami kaya naman todo puyat at isang beses lang ang kain ko noon sa isang araw. Aba dapat maganda ako! Kaya lang haggard ang kinalabasan.]

Balik tanaw ulit…

After spending alot of time and effort at some stupid school studying some stupid medical course Finally called it quits… I snapped one day and told myself I can’t take this sh*t anymore and not happy with what I have, hindi ko kayang mabuhay ng araw-araw mga patay ang makikita ko… Hindi ko kayang mag kunwari… I know my Dad’s gonna be upset with this, I have to do what I have to do… Wala na akong pakialam lunurin man nya ako sa isang drum ng tubig. Maging serena na kung maging serena.

You see I am very Impulsive person, kung ano nasa isip ko at gusto kong gawin… Gagawin ko… Ng walang sekantots! [I sometimes think that I am suffering from a bipolar disorder and or ADHD he he he…] *Hindi kaya yan kagagawan ng mga pagkain na may formalin?*

After a month or two my ass was back again to school, now at some stupid business school with a stupid major! (Ni hindi ko alam ang debit at credit at kung paano gumamit ng ledger! Tapos eto ako ngayon business ang kinakarir?($@$^) You might want to know why did I get back to school? Nothing… AS IN NOTHING! Maybe just for the heck of it…, for me to do something and not get bored. Again I meet alot of interesting people there, not just ordinary people… People who really has some serious connections and money$ and power. [May pagka social-climber din pala ako noon?]

Ah basta hindi talaga ako interesado sa kung saan mang course! Basta ang gusto ko yong gusto ko! Nag LOA ako hanggang hindi ko na natapos ang aking pag-aaral, - iling na lang ng iling ang aking mga magulang at wala na rin silang magawa sa akin… Kaya ang nasabi na lang nila sa aking mga kapatid eh *TAKE CHARGE* ibig sabihin kayo na bahalang mambambo jan! Katako-takot na sampal at sabunot ang naabot ko sa aking nakakatandang kapatid na babae at suntok sa likod at sikmura sa aking kapatid na barako. - Gi-nang-up po nila ako Ate Charo! [Shock ako… Sa sobrang tuliro ni hindi ko naisip na tumawag sa bantay bata at isuplong ang mga pang-aaping ito ng aking siterette at baderette!]

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So we went to a party yesterday the title of the party was Thai Naked Party, I know I don’t have to be naked too cause my ass is not Thai. Theres alot of Thai girls - of course but nobody was naked! Grrr!!! [I thought it was a naked party? How come everybody is still in their own clothes?]

So I saw her friends Mom and Dad… Hmmm their white and her friend is Thai (Asian)
I asked her… Is that really her parents? How come their white and she’s not? She really came out from her? Or did the parents just abducted her from some “Asian” people? And how come everybody was wearing bathing suits? Why didn’t you tell me that, so I could have brought my bathing suit with me…

Silly! Yeah those white people are really her parents she was adapted from Thailand! And no this is not a pool party!

Most of the time when I see a white couple with white kids with them… I want to shout… Somebody’s been just abducted! Most of these days alot of white/black couple have Asian kids… I am not used anymore in seeing them with white kids. Just if I see one I know something is wrong LOL.

Okay this is just plain CRAZY! Her friends parents business is something to do with pools! So I was checking the backyard if they have a pool and how big it is… So I saw a wadding pool for kids and can only accommodate 2 small tiny little kids lol… So told myself ohh maybe the pool - the big pool is on the other side of the lawn… I checked it… I don’t see one… In fairness they have a pretty big lawn! It is almnost an acre! So I told her there’s no pool but how come her friends parents and siblings were wearing bathing suits? That is crazy!!! There business has alot to do with pools and they don’t have one! HA HA HA - I blurted out. She just laugh at me… She’s just simply used on how arrogant am I…

So finally I meet her friends New Brunswick chapter! It was fun! Everybody was warm and nice to me. [Thou most of the time am just by myself… Talking to myself cause everybody was just talking Thai and yours truly doesn’t speak nor understand the language.] Kung nakakalason lang ang panis na laway, namatay na ako!, But I get to eat their finest foods and wine! It’s all good!!!

Speaking of foods, everything was healthy compared to Filipino food which has alot of fats and MSG! He he he… The food was not spicy at all! It was very SPICY… I can’t explain it! It is BEYOND SPICY! My lips were really red and swollen for almost 10 minutes and it took me 25 minutes as an interval to have a bite of my food. I say the only thing that is not spicy there is the pineapple from the kabob!

I am silly like sally, for whatever I do… Expect me to be just silly! I like laughing my ass off, i like to make people laugh as well - just funny… And that’s what I do whenever am with Manat! May it be in the phone or were together… I did something yesterday with my food and and shes kind of not comfortable with that with other people seeing me… Actually nobody saw me do it… She told me not to do it, she tells me that if someone from her circle sees me they might think am insane! *”EH EXXAG KA PALA EH!” Kala ko ba just be myself? Ha?* Hindi ko na sinabi yan, kasi hindi ko alam Englisin ang sentence na yan… Kaya sige pinagpaliban ko na lang. I dunno, but Am just being myself… I don’t care what other people say… They don’t feed me or whatever! I don’t like inhibitions… This is America! I can do whatever I want!!! Wala akong pakialam sa ibang tao… Nuff said!!!

I am really in pain since last nite! My butt hole is just killing me up to this moment, it is plain burning with all that spicy foods argg!

Am so sorry! Ohh I wish I was there… Why? What can you do? So I will blow your asshole! Hehe heeehhee… - *Gawin mo pag nagkita tayo!*

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Earlier today I got a call from another blogger Teacher Gee, I was very surprising cause that is way very early… To think that we lived in different time zones. She is three hours earlier than mine. *Aga naman nyang gustong makipag chizmakan sa loob-loob ko.*

I miss her call since I am already at work scrubbing other peoples bathroom while my phone was ringing… So I called her back and ask if she really called… And if there is anything that I can do for her… Like if she wants to avail my other services. *If you people don’t know, I accept laundry’s too! And I am a certified notary public.*

She had an accident!

Okay ka lang ba Mam?

Okay naman ako shock lang…

Anong nangyari?

Naka pull over ako ngayon! May kasalubong kasi akong truck na may mga bato nabagsakan ang aking wind shield ng bato galing sa truck at hindi ko nakuha ang plate number nya.

Teka lang Mam nasa work kasi ako… Lalabas ako tawagan kita pabalik.

After 5 minutes…

Okay Diwa hold ka lang kausap ko si Reyn. I’ll patch you in.

Oy Reyn ano na kamusta na? Teka may conference pala hold kayo tatawagan ko si Chuva! LOL.

Ambilis naman ng daliri mong magpipindot. *Sa palagay ko byaning din tong guro na to! He he he*

Usap-usap regarding insurance at kung ano-ano ang deductables… Kinig mode lang ako… Sabay hirit ng wala bang taklob ang mga bato nya? Naku pa HOY Gising mo yan o kaya isangumi mo yan kay Tulfo! Teka teka bato ba kamo? Madaming bato ba kayo ang nabagsak sa salamin mo? Sana kumuha ka ng isa at pagkalunok mo sabay mo sanang isinigaw ang word na Darna! Ng nahabol mo sana ang truck na iyon!

Para sa guro… Sana okay ka naman jan! Miss ka na namin, bisita ka lang sa mga bahay namin welcome na welcome po kayo. Miss ka nga pala ni PARKER!

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Parang ayaw ko na atang maging byaning! Ang dammmiiinggg ka-dramahan sa buhay!

This wut happend earlier… She has this whitening thing on her mouth and asks me if she can put me on hold for one second… (Sabi ko sige lang… Take your time!)

After a minute I dunno what’s been happening to her. I just heard loud moans at the background. (At first I thought she was doing something naughty… The moan just keep on going and going for like 5 minutes…) I was so clueless on what’s happening to her. [Are you okay? Is everything okay with you there? What happend?]

Why you asking me now? Am not gonna tell you, beside your not interested! *A tone with an attitude!* Sa lahat ng ayaw ko sinasagot ako ng pabalang ng ngelpren ko., Kaibigan ko okay lang., Ngelpren ayaw ko! Ako papatalo? Hindi no! Aba eh di binigyan ko na din ng attitude si bruha tutal nong isang araw pa ako gigil-na-gigil sa kanya! Grrrr - Habang na-usok ng pwet!

Re-rewind…

Were gonna have Thai party on Sunday in New Brunswick… Shempre kaladkad - kalad nya ako, actually una ayaw ko kasi naman diba what’s the point na kasama ako kung lahat naman sila eh magsasalita sa lenguahe nila eh di sila - sila lang nagkaintindihan? Pero eh napilit ako eh… Eh di sama na ako! Ang isa pang nakakainis eh talaga namang chika nya…

There’s gonna be alot of pretty and nice Thai girls over there! - Better than me. You should really come, You might find someone! [Irita ako sa mga hirit na ganyan! Sa truth lang! Hindi ko gets.] You know what if I wanted someone right now, I could get one… RIGHT NOW! But I am not like that! [Ako pa hearthrob ako no! LOL.] You don’t have to tell me things!, and besides why would I date “some” of your friends??? Do you want??? You LIKE???

Present…

In the first place why do you say am not interested? Am not interested?, Then how come am asking you? *Hay nako ha may mas grabe pa pala sa ADD ko!* To make a long story short muntik na kaming mag break! Pero hindi, kami pa din. Sa isang linggo, malakas ang feeling ko wala na kami! Talagang hiwalay na kami heh he he…

Bukas mag kikita kami, bukas haggang linggo. Ang agenda mag wax-an ng kilay at bigote. (Patay ka sa akin bukas, i-wa-wax ko baba mo! Kapag nagmaldita ka na naman!!! O kaya naman eh papakainin kita ulit ng BEEF! LOL.) - Charing lang. Baka may mag react na naman jan. Gusto ko lang ilabas ang A at G sa loob ko. (Asar at Galit- - Huwag malisyosa)

Ewan ko ba sa tagal kong walang ka-relasyon eh talagang minsan eh naninibago pa din ako. Nasa period pa ako ng nag-a-adjust ba.

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Okay, okay, okay… Dito sa blog sa totoo lang ha nagka-anak ako bigla kahit wiz na matris ko 48 years ago… Kung sisilipin nyo ang iba kong entry tungkol sa mga ka cheneizang Innovative Tutor , Math Tutor o Reading chenalyn malalaman nyo. Pera yon eh kaya kahit pa magkunwari akong nag ma-macarena habang natulay ng alambre sa mga susunod na opps ko eh papatulan ko pa din yon! Eh pero hindi yong magulang o parent sa Inglis ang tinutukoy dito kung di magulang as in mandarambong o mandedengdoy daw ako sabi ni Chuva!

1. EZ pass clips - Naubusan sya minsan ng clips at ang orders nya mula sa mga suki eh nagdadagsaan at wala syang mahagilap ng nasabing clips dahil pati ang contact nya eh wala din, at pati na ang contact ng contact ng contact ng contact nya wala. (sa totoo lang ha 10 cents lang yang clip na yan! Umikot na kamo ng 10 beses kaya pagdating kay Chuva eh $2.50 na no! Tapos tutubuan pa nya ng mga $5.00 LOL.)

Girl, problemado ako… Magagalit na sa akin ang mga customers ko naman kasi wala akong maisend na EZ pass clips naubusan ang contact ng contact ng contact ng contact ko!

Wala na bang ibang mabibilan non?

Sa Pep Boys! Bibili nga ako bukas para lang hindi ako masira… Bibilin ko sya kahit na abunado pa ako! Wag lang mapahiya!

Gagah! Ano yan hanap patay??? Okay bawat problema eh may solusyon, [any problem isn’t soluble given enough plastic bag. - Kung ano man ang ibig sabihin nya wag nyo akong tanungin, dahil hindi ko din alam!]

May solusyon ang problema mo! Ganito bumili ka sa PB’s! Tapos wait mo ang EZ pass clips na ipapadala sayo ng contact ng contact ng contact ng contact ng contact mo… So may resibo ka diba dahil nag Viola ka?!$)^$. Ngayon ito na ang trick makinig ka! Bumalik ka ng PB’s tapos isauli mo ang mga clip na bi-na-ola mo using clips na nakuha mo sa contact ng contact ng contact mo! Eh di WIN ka pa din!!!

Ugali kong mag shopping, kahit hindi sale bibilin ko sya wala akong paki kahit magkano pa! At pag sale na bibili ako kaparehas na kaparehas at isasauli ko sya sa lumang resibo kung saan ko sya binayaran ng buo! WAGI pa din ako!

2. Trip na trip kong nanunuod ng sine. I always get discounted tickets! Hindi po ako disable at lalong wala akong koneksyones sa loob, ang regular ticket is $9.75 at lagi akong nakakasave ng almost $3.00 o diba? Tapos hindi lang double yan kung hindi 5 pelikula po, crossover lang ako na parang daga tutal maliit lang naman ako eh ha ha ha!

Paano? Ganito lang yon. I don’t pay cash since wala ako nyan! I pay credit card sa machine at viola ako ng senior tickets! O diba, mga tamad naman yang mga usher na yan kaya hindi na nila chi-ne-check basta bigay sabay lakad ng derecho lang - kung tanungin o masisita man ako, ang paliwanag “I NOT SPEAK ENGLISH!” o kaya naman “I NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS!” Yon nga lang medyo dyahe to pag kasama ko ang ka-date ko! Hahhhaaa haaa haaa… - Panalo diba?

3. Sa get laid naman, daming opurtunidad shempre isusulat ko muna diba bago ko i-publish dito, at pag nasulat ko na at kukunin ko na ang opurtunidad eh wala na agad. [Ako ang nagtanim, ako ang nagbayo sabay iba makikinabang? GrrrR$@$&&*)] May trick akong natutunan, punta akong get laid kuha ang mga oportunidad sabay compose at publish sabay save ulit as a draft! Tapos pag nasa mood na ako staka ko sya susulatin, ayaw ko kasi yong nag ru-rush lagi eh! O diba PANALO pa din!

4. Nalamang kong malaki pala ang refund ng mga magasawa! Tara atih pakasal na lang tayo para malaki ang angie natin pag end of the year! WAGI!

5. Ihulog mo ako sa hagdaan ng bahay mo. Kung wala akong bali pokpukin mo ng martilyo para lang mabali tapos i-claim natin sa insurance ng balay mo! Hati tayo! WIN WIN WIN WIN!

Ngayon sabihin nyo sa akin kung magulang ako! Hindi naman diba? Wais lang ako, mana kay Lumeng…

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LOS ANGELES - Popular Internet gossip columnist Perez Hilton had his Web site shut down for several hours after the company hosting it received a flurry of complaints about copyrighted photos being posted on PerezHilton.com.

After being silenced on Tuesday, the site was back online Wednesday but hosted by a different Internet service provider.

The gossip columnist, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, is the target of several lawsuits by paparazzi and others who claim he posts their photos and video content on his site without permission.

Celebrity photographers make hundreds of thousands of dollars selling exclusive images to magazines and Web sites each year. The agencies that have sued Lavandeira say he has refused to pay fees to license the photos, claiming he has a right as a journalist to use the images for free.

The Web site routinely posts tabloid photos of celebrities and adds scribbled commentary and rudimentary doodles.

Lavandeira defends his actions, saying his commentary constitutes “fair use” and is protected by copyright law.

Los Angeles photo agency X17 Inc. sued Lavandeira in federal court last year, asking for $7.6 million in damages. The suit claimed Hilton used 51 photographs without permission, payment or credit, including images of a pregnant Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline pumping gas and Britney Spears.

A federal judge denied the company’s motion for an injunction against the site, although the lawsuit continues, as does another filed on behalf of several other photo agencies. A lawsuit filed by Universal Studios claiming the site posted a stolen photo of Jennifer Aniston from the film “The Break-Up” is also pending.

X17 co-owner Brandy Navarre said the company has sent more than a dozen notices to the Australian Web hosting company Crucial Paradigm in the past two weeks, demanding that copies of copyrighted photos on the Perezhilton.com site be removed.

“They quickly realized it wasn’t worth taking on this liability just to host this one client who was a repeat infringer,” Navarre said Thursday.

Tuesday, Crucial Paradigm sent a strongly worded letter to the company that represents Lavandeira, saying it had received numerous complaints of copyright violations and warning that one more complaint would result in the site being taken offline.

“Please note that with any other provider this would have been done a long time ago, and moving your site to another provider will not solve this issue,” the letter read. “Continued abuse is leaving us more liable each day, which we can’t afford.”

Crucial Paradigm did not respond to a request for comment. The site’s new host, Blogads, also did not immediately return a call for comment. Lavandeira, reached by cell phone, referred all comment to his attorney.

“Having lost its attempt in court to stop perezhilton.com when the judge denied their injunction attempt, X17 now seems to brazenly admit to resorting to threats and intimidation in an attempt to shut down the Web site,” Bryan J. Freedman, Lavandeira’s lawyer, said Thursday.

“Perezhilton.com stands by its commitment to protect the freedom of people to transform content on the internet for the purpose of commentary and satire and unquestionably believes that it comports with the fair use exception.”

After returning, perezhilton.com explained the outage by telling viewers it was being moved to another computer server and was experiencing “temporary technical difficulties and other roadblocks.”

courtesy of Yahoo news

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